Thursday, March 27, 2014

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialpigeon:

my favourite fruit are reds

image

shut up its fucking blood orange

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

(Source: logicsomething)

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

(Source: sorry)

collegehumor:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

G, a gun, a big-ass gun.

collegehumor:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

G, a gun, a big-ass gun.

bakedly:

When it kicks in

bakedly:

When it kicks in

(Source: yourackdisciprine)

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
The greatest thing I have ever read (via ecologistic)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety)

(Source: disasdoodles)

(Source: foodescapades)

Monday, March 10, 2014

if opposites attract why aren’t i covered in hot people right now